No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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