kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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