the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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