dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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