Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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