he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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