Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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