It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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