How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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