I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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