No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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