She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We were destined to go to rehab together
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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