i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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