Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she peed on how many people?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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