no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
