"it" just moved
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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