Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Help. Why am I so naked?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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