bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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