You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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