I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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