Nicole vs. Life
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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