i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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