I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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