im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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