So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Randomize
