its not stalking. its research.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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