I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
