you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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