I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
