Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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