Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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