and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I would fuck him just for his dog
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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