got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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