I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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