i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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