Where is the hickey?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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