So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
If its not for food we ain't going out.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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