He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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