And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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