R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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