You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I love having hate sex.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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