i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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