what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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