When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't deserve a penis
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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