I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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