We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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