You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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