I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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