I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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