yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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